THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, READ IT KTHXBAI


So, upon spending several months (5 minutes) crawling barefoot across the desert of broken glass (Walking to my local 7-11 gas station) and seeing the canyons of glory and their imposing might (Isles filled with the latest car and car accsessories, as well as simple groceries for the terminally lazy), I was convinced that there is a greater power out there.

Then, it hit me. I was looking at a box of Lucky Charms, and gazing upon the many colors reflecting from the milk below it, and I realized "Only a greater power could have created this wonder and glory".

So, based on my new belief that the CEO of General Mills possesses the power of a deity, I have founded the new CHURCH OF FROSTED WHEATIES... The only religious establishment that is both righteous, and a part of this complete breakfast.

"Amazing Crunch
How sweet the taste
of cereal in my bowl

And with my bowl
of honey combs
the taste will make me whole."
- Sung by the riveting ~druminor

Come join the ranks of the full bellied and the blessed in the bowl of cereal above, and hope that General Mills will forgive your sins. Praise his corporate might or be damned to the pits of hell, where all of the failed marketing schemes of the past burn with their unholy lord

Remember, Tiger Woods sacrificed his career for your sins. Read and Embrace the sayings of the Holy Nutrition Facts. There's a toy in the bottom of every box, and this toy is called Salvation.

"Thou shalt have a complete breakfast, or become part of one." - Lucky 0:26 of Commercial #49

Our ten commandments as scribed by *State-of-Denial are available here

~Slayaplaya14 also offers an alternative set for your viewing, available here.

Anyway, spread the word and get your place in the new religious movement






Your breakfast time constables: Wanna become one? Make a journal and link back to this one, and show your faith in the glory of General Mills. Ten comment with a link to it and tell us your title.

EDIT, THERE ARE TOO MANY ELDERS, FROM NOW ON WE WILL BE REVIEWING CASE BY CASE.

*Warlock258 - Pope Lucky the 1st ORIGINAL CONSPIRATOR
~druminor - Minister of prepackaged toys ORIGINAL CONSPIRATOR Still Made A Journal.
=GoThIc-PyRo - Fallen Saint of the Wheatie empire. ORIGINAL CONSPIRATOR
~Slayaplaya14 - Saint Tony the Anthro Mascot. JOIN HIS RIGHTEOUS CRUSADE FOR THE GOLDEN SPOONS
*Mattyohh - Cardinal Crunch/ Bless him for fighting for the mighty cause
~NoChorus - Lordly Bishop of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch way The influence of the true path is strong with this one.
*State-of-Denial - High Priest of the Wheatie Church, original scribe of the Holy Nutrition Facts Feel the love.
`timmy64 - Patron Saint of Froot Loops. For spreading the love of the Wheaties.
*Sheepy-Pie - Patron Saint of the Illuminated Marshmallow. She too has seen the light.
~Dr-Paine - Patron Saint of Golden Grahams. No longer does she worship false brands and idols.
*Escherichia-Coli - Cardinal Coco Pops Praise be to he who is doing General Mills' holy work
=BratGothGirl - Patron saint of the crispy flakes laced with dried fruit. I guess we needed a health nut. |:
*DarkIron - Commander-Saint of the Chex Legion. JOIN HIS RIGHTEOUS CRUSADE AGAINST INCOMPLETE BREAKFASTS
=SylverKitsune - High Priestess of All Things Sweet and Frosted! AND SKWISGAAR GETS TO BE BILL COSBYS
~shininginthedarkness - Archon of Nourishment. She too sees the power of sugar and milk.
=JosephBenton - Cardinal Milk. Knowledge, Wisdom, and information are precious indeed.
~maruiqi - Patron Saint of Cheerios. Go support having smiles all around.



The saved lovers of the mighty cereal: Join us by commenting with something cereal related or by saying yes when I try to convert you.
=Katria-Kage ~Krona *Marx-The-Heartless =FangBanger02 =CrimsonMagpie ~HumbleNewb *Stallion-Duck =Movetron ~ScarboroughLass ~ovengloves =SethraLavode =narkro555 ~Reekzilla ~LOVEintheSNOW ~kizzit ~8------bigcocknballs ~Nicocc98 =Taro13 ~jellysquidfish ~rubiks-cube040 ~Otacon144 ~Mac2468 ~thrax094 ~LoboSabio ~Hallcha







The Illuminati of Oatmeal: Our sworn foes, as they have marked themselves.
~Yelof ~NorthNightwatchmanJR







"OUR GOD'S A DELICIOUS GOD!
HE REIGNS FROM THE BOWL OF MILK ABOVE,
WITH WISDOM, POWER, AND COMMERCIALS,
OUR GOD'S A DELICIOUS GOD"

ALL CEREAL PREFERENCES ARE EMBRACED. EVEN IF IT'S A MILTON BRADLEY CEREAL.